Open Letter to People with Whom I Share a Meal,
Sometimes, it's nice to have a taste of your partner's meal. I must admit that I have, at times, snuck a piece of this or that off of Chip's plate. At no point, in public, has he ever fed me. Nor I him.
At no point, in public, should you ever FEED your date/wife/husband/partner/BF/BFF or whomever happens to be sharing your table space. I don't want or need to see it.
And, if you feel that you must feed a sampling of your meal with someone, please get it in thier mouth quickly. I don't need the lingering fork-pulling-out with the googly-eyes pleading, "Can't you see how much I love you??!??" It's just gross and it ruins my appetite.
Thank you for your consideration.
Colleen
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