and because I can't say, "No."
This weekend I spent 3 hours at the Outer Banks Wedding Expo, helping brides and their families with their registration. It wasn't hard, and my good friend, the "other Colleen," was there so that made it fun... until... (there's always an "until")
For whatever reason, my shirt buttons popped open. Not just one or two, but three or four! I stood there, greeting future brides and grooms, and their families, in my bra. THANK GOD I had the mind to wear a dark brown bra with my dark brown blouse. Instead of looking slutty, maybe I came off looking cheap? Stupid? Misguided in fashion?
Either way, no one told me! CAN YOU IMAGINE?! If I saw you, standing there in your bra, I would tell you! Even if I didn't know you!
Where is the humanity?!
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Time to find a new 'other Colleen' to hang out with. Of course the other side of this whole episode is, 'didn't you realize the blouse was a bit tight to begin with' or was it such a soft material that the buttons just slipped open. Huh! Answer that one, Huh!
Oh my gosh!!! Though I do agree w your Mom! Only YOU!!!!! Well at least you have a nice rack to show off! I would have told you, EVEN if I didnt know you!
"It's a pretty nice event they put on here, don't you think sweetie? Mom, what did you think?"..."Not bad, but did you see the crazy girl over by the registration desk?"..."You mean the cheap hussy who was half drunk greeting people in her bra?"..."Oh Bob, be nice. She obviously was a little off. It's nice they allow her to come and feel like she is part of something."
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