Every now and then, I like to cruise through Craig's List to see what kind of nonsense I can dig up. If you are looking for a "new friend" I'd suggest skipping these two...
"Lookin for an older woman to fulfill all my fantasies. I enjoy bingo and have my own charter business. However I have stock in General Motors and Im kinda f'ed at the moment. Age is not important. All Im interested in is a fit body and HUGE and I mean HUGE boobs. Please respond with pictures and copies of your last 3 months bank statements. No Crackheads Please."
"i am separated white male looking for white female about 40 yrs. old because i am younger than my age. tired of unfaithful women so don't reply if can't be faithful. i own my own home and have a 8 yr. old son that lives with me. need good woman too help me with my son about getting him on school bus in morning because i deliver newspapers and have to leave about 3 in morning, then go to rest area and work until 11:30am. If interest in living with me and see where it goes from there get in touch."
REALLY? You thought THIS would work?? UGH! People are nuts.
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