Today I followed a recipe that I found online for Sweet & Sour Pork and the results are so gross I can’t keep it to myself. Don’t event make it. Ever. Luckily, I can’t find the exact recipe online or I’d feel compelled to write a scathing hate letter to the author.
The gist of it is as follows: you put potatoes and onion in the bottom of the crock pot, add pork and slather on some minced garlic. Then you top it with a sauce made out of ketchup, soy sauce, red wine vinegar, brown sugar, water, S&P. Sounds like it should work, right? Well, it doesn’t!
This seriously looks like innards. (Well, in all actuality, it looks like giant penis’ with a fungus issue, and that makes this all the more horrific) I managed to find the courage to taste it and guess what? It tastes like CRAP!
THIS… people… is the reason why I like to shoot from the hip when I cook!
So, now I have to wait for Chip to come and see how gross it is before I chop it up for the dogs, AND I need a “Plan B” for dinner tonight.
Damn.
UPDATE: I took my mother's advice & cut it up before Chip could see how gross it was! I made mashed potatoes so you could cover the pork up, and we ate it. Still yucky.
2 comments:
This cut of meat always looks this way. Quick, chop into stew-like size pieces and throw it back in the pot. It probably doesn't taste good because of that nasty cold you have.
EEwwwwww!! That DOSEN'T look good!
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