Dear Landscaping Observer,
Regardless of what you may think, it is not OK to stand behind me and watch me do yard work. Your quiet lurking is not helpful. If you think that I am doing something wrong, you are invited to do it yourself. If you have nothing better to do, then that alone is another problem all together. If you are noticing that my pants are creeping down then you are standing too freaking close to me.
If you would like to HELP with the yard work, for instance, by picking-up dog poop so I don't step in it, getting another trash bag, pulling weeds, raking up dead grass, collecting pine cones and tossing them over the fence, or even getting me a cool beverage while I work - GREAT! If your intentions are other than those listed, please go back inside and draw the blinds. It would be appreciated if you acknowledged my efforts with a "Thank you" but it is certainly not expected.
Thank you for your consideration.
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