I just overheard my husband talking to Aunt Mabel about the fact that she really doesn’t need to bring her purse on vacation. ARE YOU INSANE? I hope he has deep pockets because I am not going to carry her additional accoutrements such as:
- her inhaler
- 100 tissues in various stages of use
- nail file
- tweezers
- sewing kit
- wallet that weighs 10 lbs.
- AARP card
- AAA card
- all the other cards
- rain bonnet
- hearing aids
- scraps of paper
- 14 pens
- 2 pencils with no point
- safety pins
- phone number list for emergencies
- eye drops
- eyeglass cleaner
- checkbook
- band aids from 1965
- nail clippers
… and all that other stuff. Not. Going. To. Do. It.
3 comments:
OMG, I have become Aunt Mabel. AND she's not even related.
I thought that was a pretty accurate account. I hope you are bringing enough Zanex, you're gonna need it!
No vacation post yet!!!! We need our Aunt Mabel fix.
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